So, this has been... an interesting couple weeks.

Sometime ago, my aunt came home with head lice. Now, everyone in the house has it. This is charming, as you can imagine. Grama's been treating her for the past, oh, four days? Something ridiculous like that. I've been being treated for a couple days, but we're still finding bugs in my hair.

This had better clear up before Friday, or I'm going to scream.

And today! Oh, let me tell you about today.

Mom had fines for... stuff. Speeding, driving with a suspended license, if I recall. SHE NEVER PAID THEM, BECAUSE SHE'S RETARDED, or something.

Anyway. She goes to get gas, and runs a debit card through. Goes to take the step-dad home, and in front of his house, is surrounded by three cop cars. Apparently the card was declined, and no one thought to tell her, so she essentially left without paying.

Add in those fines...

Her bond is $510, which we don't have, of course.

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In better news, I sent out a greeting card (it is a "With Sympathies" card) asking The Girl out. Hopefully she'll get it by tomorrow, and then I can let you all what the official word is.

Today, though, she asked me if I would stay this weekend with her, because she doesn't want to be alone all weekend.

I say my chances of going out with her are pretty good.

Some of you (miss_jelly, especially, and to a lesser extent, legolobotomy) are aware that I am a horrible, disgusting person.

...The Girl is apparently the same way. We had this conversation earlier, on the phone:

"Okay, babe, well, I want you to go to bed. Drink some warm milk and calm down, and try to sleep, okay?"
"Uh, I don't think I should drink the milk. It's been bad for like a month."
"...Oh gross."
"But it looks cool and I'm afraid to throw it out!"

I'm in love ♥